The Former Shaper's "Gym" 

In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.

Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.

If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.

If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.

The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.

The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.

Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"

Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".

The Former Shaper's "Gym" by WhoRya? February 19, 2009

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012

Shadow of former self 

Once you were powerful , now you're nothing

Gamer 1: What happened to you?
Gamer 2: I'm just a shadow of former self.

Shadow of former self by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025

Shadow of former self 

Once you were good at something, now you're not

Player 1:What happened to you?
Player 2: I'm just a shadow of former self.

Shadow of former self by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020

Former Navy SEAL 

If you are one, you can't be wrong. Be sure to capitalize SEAL correctly.

"Of course I'm correct, I'm a former Navy SEAL."

Former Navy SEAL by SealSealer June 19, 2009

Former fat kid syndrome

When someone who was previously a fat/unattractive child loses weight or "glows up" and overcompensates for their past insecurities by acting out. Usually they end up acting like the same people who bullied them growing up.

Friend 1: Emily lost weight and now acts like she's better than everyone.
Friend 2: classic Former fat kid syndrome.

Former fat kid syndrome by 1234456hjk July 22, 2020