Turd Burgaler 

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

Turd Burgaler 

One who burgles turds.

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.

Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Turd Burgaler 

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

Turd Burgaler by visal September 9, 2003

Turd Burgaler 

a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds

damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!

Turd Burgaler by chuckles September 6, 2004

Turd Burgaler 

Marek

That smelly Marek, Hes a Turd Burgaler

Turd Burgaler by hm August 2, 2003

Turd Burgaler 

That which Burgals Turds

Matthew Oakley is a Turd Burgaler.

Turd Burgaler by outlawzxj October 23, 2007

Turd Burgaler 

a gay/homosexual/fagot.

"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"

Turd Burgaler by Blay February 21, 2008