A dialect of english invented by former
football manager and one time pundit Ron Atkinson to describe onfield action during a game of football. Instead of using conventional language or cliché, ronglish employs an array of colourful similes,
expressions and verbal non sequiters.
Laterly ronglish come to describe any abuse/refinement of the
english language by sports pundits or commentators.
"the winger does some trickery, puts a hopefull cross into the far post where the burly striker tries a
powerfull shot that just misses."
This translates into ronglish as:
"
Tell you what, the the little jinker does a few
lollipops, tries a hail mary cross to the back stick, the big fella gets his foot on the end of it and gives it the full gun. Oooooh just over."