ringpiecery 

If something is a bit odd or shit. If someone does something to pis you off.

Fella i cnt believe whats going on, she tried to trombone me!!!that was a load of ringpiecery

ringpiecery by Mikemcool August 24, 2007

Ringpiece 

The anus, specifically the brown eye. Often used as an insult. UK English.

"Fred is a bit of a ringpiece."
"Lick my ringpiece."

Ringpiece by Frank November 23, 2002

Ringpiece 

rectum (chiefly British)

Last night I had a curry for me tea, and this morning, me ringpiece was like a Caribbean sunset.

Ringpiece by Julie October 24, 2003

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

ringpiece rutter by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Ringpiece 

The exit from the anus, a small brown hole

"This evening, Carla, I will penetrate your ringpiece"

"if you continue pointing that camera in my direction I swear I will shove up your ringpiece"

Ringpiece by Stevie October 16, 2003

Ringpiece 

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

Ringpiece by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Ringpiece 

sphincter, aresehole, asshole

my ringpiece is chaffing, i have a chapped ringpiece

Ringpiece by dean knowles August 16, 2003