The yogurt 

Fucking CUM

Bitch the yogurt

The yogurt by Big fat ASS July 5, 2018

The Yogurt 

When someone has a secret and you find out you say "you bought 'The Yogurt' "

Boy1: just don't tell anyone my secret okay?
Boy2: okay
Boy3: hey Boy1 I have "the yogurt"

The Yogurt by the silent one speaks December 13, 2014

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

waxing the yogurt maker by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

stirring the yogurt 

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

stirring the yogurt by userbits March 7, 2010

Throw out the yogurt 

To break up with someone.

Should we throw out the yogurt? This clearly isn't working.

Throw out the yogurt by anandroidid April 20, 2018

hand-start the yogurt thrower 

to engage in self-arousal techniques; to masturbate

"I walked in on Allan, and he was totally hand-starting the yogurt thrower.

hand-start the yogurt thrower by Brian September 5, 2004

Put the yogurt in the parfait 

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

Put the yogurt in the parfait by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016