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Santa hat 

The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red dicked fag's penis, therefore sort of resembling a Santa hat.
HO! HO! HO! There won't be any cookies this year but there sure as hell will be a lot of milk! Yum yum yum!

"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"
Santa hat by Saklickr1414 December 6, 2006

Soggy Santa Hat 

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Soggy Santa Hat by Hey Jack December 12, 2014

Soggy Santa Hat 

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning
This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas
Soggy Santa Hat by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014

blue santa hat 

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
blue santa hat by pasha63 December 7, 2023

santa clause hat 

you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat
Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat
santa clause hat by freshdiamond February 17, 2009

Santa hats 

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
Santa hats by anonymous August 3, 2024