mr. magooo 

When your girlfriend passes out, you jerk off on her eye lids. When she wakes up in the morning, her eyes are spot welded shut to her cheek.

I Mr. Magooo her last night!

mr. magooo by Double D and E-Money November 8, 2014

Mr. Magoo 

Used as a verb, this describes when a person succeeds, not through deliberate action, but through sheer dumb luck. Despite all odds and opposition, the person emerges victorious, sometimes not even aware that he has succeeded, like the cartoon character Mr. Magoo. Can also be used as a sports term, when a team plays a terrible game but somehow through luck emerges victorious at the end. Can be referred to simply as "Magoo".

"Yeah, I admit I completely Mr. Magoo'd my way through that fight. I didn't even know he hit the ground for a minute."

"Hopefully the Patriots can Mr. Magoo their way to another win like last game."

Mr. Magoo by Dak Smacka March 12, 2012

Mr. Magooing 

A description of moving through the world without being able to adequately see one’s environment, as the cartoon character Mr. Magoo did, which ultimately led to many outwardly humorous but significantly serious and compromising situations.

I watched him laughing and moving easily through the busy open market, not really understanding the true situational danger or how vulnerable he was to be Mr. Magooing it like this!

Mr. Magooing by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

Mr. Magoogles 

The frog school mascot in 'Max Keeble's Big Move' that Troy McGinty (Noel Fisher) is afraid of.

Mr. Magoogles is the most hated mascot of all time.

Mr. Magoogles by Mr. Smoutch March 24, 2011

Mr. Magoo 

When a girl is giving head, they guy starts coming and pulls out and blows it in hre eyes, blinding her.

My boyfriend gave me a Mr. Magoo last night and I've still got chunks in my eyelashes

Mr. Magoo by flarby January 6, 2012

Mr. Magoo 

It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.

Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.

Mr. Magoo by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023