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When two guys are simultaneously sex with a girl and she bounces inside of one to the other, much like a tennis ball going back and forth.
Person 1: Hey, Brad and I were tennising this girl last night so hard, she bounced off the bed!
Person 2: Brad, you are such a douchebag.
tennising by Flick The Jew March 5, 2017

Tetrising 

The act of fitting a lot of crap into a very tiny space through clever usage of every bit of available space. Tetris-gifted people can easily pack an entire house into the trunk of a Toyota. This can come in very handy when space is at a premium!

A person who is particularly talented in this way is often referred to as a Tetris King or Queen.
I spent three hours Tetrising, but I finally got the car packed. I told you the whole living room could fit in the van in one trip!

I don't know how that girl did it, but there's thirty plastic flamingos in my bathroom!

We told you not to piss Sarah off. She's too good at Tetrising!
Tetrising by laeiryn July 21, 2011

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.
You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

Tetrising 

The Act of trying to get all the pieces to fall into place. Planning ahead and investigating all angles. Eg. "We really need to Tetris this Trip so it goes smoothly". The aim of Tetrising is to make sure everything goes smoothly and you avoid stuffing around.
The Wolfpack need to get together to start Tetrising what's going on for this weekend.
Tetrising by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010

dennising 

when someone holds the joint way to long and wastes weed for a stupid reason ex. a shit story, bitch lungs or they're just plain stupid

pronounced: dennis-ing
fucking dennis keeps dennising the joint with random stories
dennising by penis will sun June 16, 2011
A completlely useless and dissappointing performance.
Yo nigga why you be teising like dat
Teising by GMM301 December 9, 2021