A sociologist imagination of the culture of whores and whoredom. An educated study in sociology of how social influences pressure many young women to mindlessly exploit themselves contradicting feminism and serving hegemony and male dominance over women lowering themselves to display behavior considered to be unacceptable and associated with thots, jump offs and gold diggers.
A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.
A wordologist is someone that makes up new words, such as lolgasm, twerknugget, and fapman. Wordologist are often witty people creatingnew words to fit their needs
"Look at the twerknugget fapman, he makes me lolgasm"
"None of those are real words Zander"
"Thats ok I'm a professional wordologist"