Sneizure

An over-exaggerated sneeze, usually including excessive noises, movements, and the knocking of things over.

Disturbance of regular life is common with sneizures.

Guy 1: Hey man, ah... Ah. AHHH. CHOO CHEE AHHHS CHIII AIIIIGHHH CHI! *Flail*

-dog falls to it's knees-

Guy 2: Dude... Cover that Sneizure. You killed my dog.

Sneizure by sirgabathauhleeuh July 9, 2009

Sneizure

A sneeze with the power of a seizure

Person 1: Ahhh chu!!!!
Person 2: dude, that was loud.
Person 1: I think I just had a sneizure (proceeds to blow nose in pain).

Sneizure by Velosarapture August 5, 2014

Sneizure

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

Sneizure by akendall August 29, 2009

Sneizure

Often confused with a seizure or panic attack, a sneizure is a series of short sneezes that occur one after the other, somewhat resembling a seizure. Once eight sneezes have occured sequentially, it is said to be the equivalent of an orgasm.

Yeah, I just had a sneizure.

Sneizure by Han_Gran March 27, 2011

Sneizure

1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.

I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.

Sneizure by Neith February 20, 2011

Sneizure

An instance in which one person sneezes repeatedly for a large amount of time, usually resulting in annoyance from all surrounding parties

1: OMG did you hear her story?
2: No, I couldn't hear anything! She was impossible to hear during her sneizure.

Sneizure by Liliane February 4, 2009

sneizure

A sneeze so violent it nearly takes your head off.

My headcold is so bad I'm having sneizures.

sneizure by Hilary Kanter January 14, 2009