The opposite of the status quo. Not up to par on society's opinion of how things should be. Uncool, or just downright lame.
Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.
Boy: "Hey, do you want to go see that new movie that just came out?"
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."
Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the partySaturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."
derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
Phrase coined by bitches who recently went through a bad breakup with cute "labradoodlepersonality" type of guys but acting like they fine af. Promise they aint capable of feeling SHIT, Heart EMPTY, Head EMPTY , NO feelings,STATUE LIKE, just straight up DONE with men and the ex.