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A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
Asstard by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010
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The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
Asstard by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
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The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
Asstard by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard
dmi is a silly russian asstard.
asstard by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002
What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.
Get a load of what this asstard did.
asstard by Anonymous May 13, 2003
Someone that acts like a complete (jerk) when proven wrong.

Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent
He is an asstard treating her that way
asstard by llittle bird January 6, 2013
Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.
"You stupid asstard!"
asstard by K-Statik October 30, 2003