dickshow 

Someone who is very clearly being a giant dick, but in an entertaining and almost satisfying way.

You guys need to come see this. Judd is totally being a dickshow right now.

dickshow by NoodleNed May 29, 2014

Dickshaw 

The name of the act of accepting insertion of a rollerblade wearing man's penis into one's anus and towing him around the room as if in a rickshaw.

I bought some new rollerblades so your mom can give me a dickshaw ride.

Dickshaw by Yeffaham420 October 20, 2009

dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.

Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.

dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

Dickshot 

A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.

"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"

Dickshot by DRDANOFTHEUSSANARCHY April 18, 2006

dickshwab 

Something to call someone when they have small dick energy.

Person A: "Well, I don’t really want to go to the concert-"
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”

dickshwab by spinny11037 December 30, 2020

Dickshoe 

A rather fashionable pair of shoes for your dick.

"Phenom just got the coolest dickshoe, I have ever seen."

Dickshoe by Shocky4878 July 21, 2009

dickshot 

To smack someone you don't like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your penis.

Ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a dickshot.

dickshot by The Perm June 11, 2007