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Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
Todding by Maliaht September 11, 2011
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To no-call, no-show for work.
I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.
Todding by Graig December 31, 2006
The Act of intentionally and knowingly cheating with someone's significant other
You are a bottom feeding small dick POS for todding around with that mans wife.
Todding by Esoterics March 22, 2023
The act of continuously opening alcoholic beverages only to take one sip and then forget about it, leaving it to sit for the duration of the gathering.
Justin: Dude! Did you notice how Eric was Todding AALLLL night!?
Ryan: Yea man! I think he wasted like a good 12 beers.
Todding by SkibsIII May 18, 2014
Being a dick or ass for no apparent reason, while simultaneously throwing a temper tantrum.
Today my brother was todding around the house. I hate it when he is such a dick.
Todding by Cablinski November 25, 2016
"Your son is the only 10u player on our team that is going to play college baseball on the D-1 level" You are not even sure your 10 year old player will want to play next year at 11.
Todding: The act of blowing complete and utter bullshit (sunshine) up someone's ass about their son/daughter's athletic ability.
Todding by The Gambling Buzz March 19, 2018
The act of someone acting trustful even though his negative intentions.
"Todd has been todding us again! We bought Skyrim for the 6th time!"
Todding by anonymous December 31, 2019