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The Sutton by Burl K. December 25, 2007
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The Sutton Academy
The Sutton academy is full of chavvy bastards. The school is a shithole. Year 9 girls wear to much patchy fake tan and think there something. Year 7s are really weird and think there something. Everyone is really frigid and the teachers smell like shit. All the lads think there hard because they go round smoking ched in there ched shed.
The Sutton Academy by YOUR ALL TWATS December 15, 2019
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The Sutton Academy
The Sutton Academy is a high school full of sketty whores who just want some dick inside them and obnoxious slags who've been with everyone in 50 miles. The year 7s think they run the place even though the rest of us could easy boot them down the corridors. The year eights say they aren't chavs but their hair, makeup, and attitudes indicate otherwise. The year nines all chat pure shit about each other and act about 4 even though they're 13 and 14. The year 10s have slugs on their faces instead of eyebrows. The year 11s all want to shoot the year sevens and they're just waiting to take their GCSE's and leave.
Overall the students are all slutty bitches who smoke weed and talk shit for a living.
Mr. Ryan is a pedo. Ms. Sherman walks like a vulture.
Overall the students are all slutty bitches who smoke weed and talk shit for a living.
Mr. Ryan is a pedo. Ms. Sherman walks like a vulture.
The Sutton Academy by Your favourite whore December 19, 2019
Sutton The Magician
Sutton The Magician Is A Magician From Fort Dodge Iowa.
Sutton, Has Collaborated With Many Other Magicians/YouTuber's.
He Is A Close Up Magician, But He Also Does Stage Shows.
Sutton First Decovered Magic From Watching The Masked Magician On Television, But Who Really Got Him Into Magic Was The One And Only "Criss Angel"
Ever Since Sutton Seen Criss On T.V. He Has Been Learning And Performing Magic For People Around The World.
Sutton's Full Name Is "Sutton Cage Fitzpatrick"
Born On July 14th 2000 In Fort Dodge Iowa.
Sutton Says That He Is Going To Move To Las Vegas To Pursue A Magic Career There.
He Plans On Going All Around The World To Show People His Magic.
@suttonthemagician Is Sutton's Offical Instagram.
Sutton Has A Following Of About 10k Through Out His Social Media.
Sutton Likes To Say " Hey Man, Far Out Yo!" As A Sign Of Appreation To Others.
Sutton, Has Collaborated With Many Other Magicians/YouTuber's.
He Is A Close Up Magician, But He Also Does Stage Shows.
Sutton First Decovered Magic From Watching The Masked Magician On Television, But Who Really Got Him Into Magic Was The One And Only "Criss Angel"
Ever Since Sutton Seen Criss On T.V. He Has Been Learning And Performing Magic For People Around The World.
Sutton's Full Name Is "Sutton Cage Fitzpatrick"
Born On July 14th 2000 In Fort Dodge Iowa.
Sutton Says That He Is Going To Move To Las Vegas To Pursue A Magic Career There.
He Plans On Going All Around The World To Show People His Magic.
@suttonthemagician Is Sutton's Offical Instagram.
Sutton Has A Following Of About 10k Through Out His Social Media.
Sutton Likes To Say " Hey Man, Far Out Yo!" As A Sign Of Appreation To Others.
Sutton The Magician by YouTube Official August 15, 2018
the limes college sutton
the limes college is a sutton behaviour school where delinquent kids are sent when they cant stay in mainstream school like any normal child. The school is full of bitchy girls with rbfs and mad dirty looks everywhere they go and dickhead boys who are very immature and only hobby is pissing of the girls and play fighting each other. the teachers are either very chill and nice or extreme cunts and most the time have no control over the kids at the school, they have also been called every offensive name under the sun (cunt being the most popular)
every girl either wears a skirt short enough or trousers tight enough to see their ass and 95% of students have no gcses in sight. Most kids there think there hard and think that people will be scared of them if they see their school logo and actually sometimes that is the case when in reality the most these students are guilty of is bare attitude, mad anger issues and the ability to get out of lessons and pull the fire alarms. But over all the school is mainly just basic sutton chavs and wannabe roadmen
although in general the school is fun and great friendships are formed there. most people get along well and most students are actually fairly nice, good friends and entertaining to be around. the most used phrases you will hear at this school are ‘suck your mum’ ‘kill yourself’ and finally the basic ‘omgg fuck off’
every girl either wears a skirt short enough or trousers tight enough to see their ass and 95% of students have no gcses in sight. Most kids there think there hard and think that people will be scared of them if they see their school logo and actually sometimes that is the case when in reality the most these students are guilty of is bare attitude, mad anger issues and the ability to get out of lessons and pull the fire alarms. But over all the school is mainly just basic sutton chavs and wannabe roadmen
although in general the school is fun and great friendships are formed there. most people get along well and most students are actually fairly nice, good friends and entertaining to be around. the most used phrases you will hear at this school are ‘suck your mum’ ‘kill yourself’ and finally the basic ‘omgg fuck off’
the limes college sutton by suck your motherr September 25, 2023
The Suttonator
A machine, patented by The English Department Ltd, and designed purely to be possibly the most anti-social and hated contraption ever created.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.
The Suttonator: I didn't spend 3 years at Oxford University to deal with badly behaved children! I've got my degree, I've done my GCSEs; I don't give a monkeys about you lot!
The Suttonator by Actiasluna April 26, 2009