Derpie 

It's like a selfie but for derps or moments of derpness.

I look like a derp in my selfie. #derpie

Derpie by Lopaka May 3, 2014

Derpie 

random ass guy on gomb

hi "Derpie"

Derpie by omoenykey October 6, 2023

Derpie’s 

Derpie’s is a word for dog herpies. A Derpie is one or more zits around a dogs mouth.

My dog contacted Derpie’s from a dirty dog in the neighborhood. Always watch your dogs and teach them about safe play at the park.

Derpie’s by UDOWATUDOUGETWATUGOT March 11, 2023

Erpie Derpie 

A Person of Indian Decent that drives a minivan or works at a gas station/711

This Erpie Derpie can’t fucking drive at all.

Erpie Derpie by Franklin Dent July 11, 2019

Derriere Deed 

A name for having just committed the act of butt sex.

Male #1: Hey, why are you applying Vaseline on your ass?
Male #2: I just did the derriere deed with you know who, I have a sensitive bunghole cut me some slack!

Derriere Deed by $crumptious A$$hole April 24, 2018

Derping 

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

derpressing 

adj.

Carrying or resulting in a feeling of miserable dejection brought on by stupidity.

It's fucking derpressing that so many people think Sarah Palin is a viable candidate for president.

derpressing by Imperialist October 28, 2010