Tom hardy is a plain and boring person who is usually known to be small in every way(cough cough...hint hint).
Most likely to be a virgin for their whole life and for fun likes to knit.
Their idea of banging tunes are who
let the dogs out and u can’t touch this...
They spend most nights alone due to their lack of mates and consequently leaves them without a girl in their life...usually leading to them
questioning their sexuality.
They are also well known for carrying diseases like maggot infestation...the only pros of
getting with some hunk of a dude called Tom hardy is that he has plump buttocks.