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1. A fat retarded monkey, that spends half of its day trying to shove its tail up his own ass. The other half of the day it is either attempting to find its cock or hacking and scamming people on a MMORPG. see wannabegangsterbitch
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold
1. oowie-oo-oo-ah-ah-ah-left-a-bit-aaaaaah
2. ^
3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.
kryptix by Bacon January 5, 2005
Silly Rabbit, Kryptix are for Kids.
kryptix by Allah December 19, 2002
fat insecure kid who lives in his mothers basement making cheap programs and playing mmorpgs for a living
"look at kryptix he has no life:
kryptix by magic man July 23, 2004
Luke Leary, Better known as Kryptix. He is a faggot RSC server own. He tries to be a free lance photographer.

So becuase this kid is so hated lets release some info about contacting the notorious idiot.

rscemulationdotnet
Hobby facebook - /lukelearyphotography
Personal facebook - /lukeleary
Personal email - lukelearyatgmaildotcom
MSN - lukeatxa0sdotcom
kryptix
Kryptix by I_Wicked_I April 12, 2010
noun:
the most disliked person in the hole world, i normaly calls persons i hate kryptix.
verb:
idiot, dumpass, shemale.
"run run, the idiotic shemale is coming"
kryptix by sdf July 31, 2004
1. Noun; Fat little skank who likes to look at cameltoes even if they are his mom's, and has genital herpes
2. Slang; Herpes
OMFG look at the spots on that guys penis!!! he has kryptix!!!
Kryptix by Tehj0ohn July 27, 2004