NEDs 

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast, wearing enough cheap gold to make a prostitute blush whilst thinking that tucking their shell suit bottoms into their socks is the hieght of fashion. Also like to shout slipknot at anyone who doesn't conform to the above.

Just travel on the Glaswegian public transport system once and you'll see.

NEDs by Trotsky&co January 18, 2004

neds 

non educated delinquent live in Glasgow stand around drinking Buckie and pissing in letterboxes. They are members of young teams.

neds: aye pass us sum buckie u wee fat fanny

neds by tramp1990 November 14, 2006

neds 

A group of youths who tend to hang about run down ares. They frequent off licences trying to get "old cunts" to buy them booze, then go off and beat each other up. Roam around in "teams" or "young teams", and young teams from different ares tend to fight. They usually carry weapons of sorts : weapons like knives, switchblades and bottles of buckfast. Use phrases such as "gekky" - geeky "well good" - excellent "whit you sayin ya prick" - please repeat your previous statement "yer maw takes the boaby" - your mother enjoys taking penises in her bodily orifices.

If you come out of a convenience store and are suddenly dazzled by white tracksuits/trainers and cheap gold, you are about to be mugged by a gang of neds. they will hurl abuse at you as if to intimidate you, but you will probably not understand it as it will be things like "ye got in yer bag ya dick?" or "geez a swatch ae yer bru wantae?".

neds by Ned Experienced December 28, 2005

NEDs 

The Scottish government's attempt at growing a totally loyal army of luminous teenagers who self - destruct after 20 years of illegal substances / women. Speak in own dialect derived from shetland, but with made - up swearwords.

Oh nut ya bam! Dinnae call me a NED or I'll pap ye and brick yer ma!

NEDs by Jamie Soar the Geek October 7, 2003

neds 

scotish word for townie

see townie

neds by ... May 6, 2004

NEDS 

NEDS stands for New England Disease. This is a disease manifested by flabbiness, cellulite and pallid skin due to being stuck indoors and on the couch during the long winter months along the northern Atlantic seaboard. Women emerging in the first hot days of spring wearing shorts (and men) display the unfortunate and unsightly symptoms of NEDS. See also PNWD, (Pacific Northwest Disease).

Wow that girl's white flabby legs bespeak of a bad case of NEDS and whatnot.

NEDS by mojocracker July 15, 2011

NEDS 

NEDS STAND FOR NEVER ENDING DIARHEA SYNDROME. INSTEAD OF SAYING YOU HAVE DIARHEA, JUS SAY THAT YOU HAVE THE NEDS!

AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING I HAD HARDCORE NEDS IN THE MORNING!

NEDS by HEFFENIQUA LONGJOHN June 28, 2010