Blackrom

A Blackrom describes a category of relationships that fall under the hate hemisphere, and are associated with the color black. They are tied to strongly negative emotions.

There are two kinds of Blackroms: Auspisticism and Kismesissitude.

1. An auspistice is a "facilitator" of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. Auspisticism need only be felt by the auspistice and not the two parties in the mediated relationship.

2. Kismesissitude is linked to hatred, and it is necessary that both parties feel hatred towards each other. Although, it may be based on a mix of hatred and sexual attraction. The person you feel kismesissitude for is known as your kismesis. The term is closely related to "potent arch-rivalry".

John: What's with Rose and Eridan these days?
Dave: I don't know man, but I smell a Blackrom brewing.

Blackrom by bottledair May 4, 2014

Rivington and Blackrod High School 

A small shit hole in the outskirts of horwich which is accompanied by the scum of bolton. kids who go there have no chance of passing their exams and may as well give up all together. they have the highest population of skets in all of england and is probably home to various diseases (specifically STD's) that doctors don't even know about. despite being built on a hill, it's reputation is fucking downhill. new british slang terms are probably invented on this very site and pedophiles tend to relocate their attention to becoming a teacher as dating a student is nothing new up in rivi. if that doesnt work, then staying outside the gates and giving them free sweets (cos the kids dont wanna spend a tenner on sweets ya get me) will do just fine. also, health class is not only about studying pills but popping them aswell.

Chav 1: Oi oi i need moov schools me
Chav 2: reet whur yu wanna go G
Chav 1: Rivington and blackrod high school innit bro
Chav 2: can't giv em std's dat dey alredy got
Chav 1: aw gutted

Rivington and Blackrod High School by dogfucker21do_one May 6, 2018

Blackoming 

A collection of events put on by The Black Elite during UNCC Homecoming in Charlotte, NC. The black population is the center of attention with parties, community service, and the Potliq.

Blackoming is the move for anyone in Charlotte.

Blackoming by jeffrey solit August 22, 2019

Blackrod Sausage 

Heterosexual Sexual at where the male freezes his own excretion before putting it into a condom. The male then uses the frozen shit baton to penetrate the female vagina.

Phase originated from the small Lancashire village.

"you get upto anything fruity last night?"

"Yea gave her a bit of Blackrod sausage."

Blackrod Sausage by Merce1122 January 16, 2010

Blackrobatics 

a. the innate ability of colored people to perform exemplary kinesthetic feats

b. The act of running, jumping over obstacles and evading pursuers with ease

c. the illusory correlation or attribution of color as an explanation of athletic ability

My best friend of color totally cleared that fence using blackrobatics.

Blackrobatics by MLLmll September 25, 2010

Blackrolled 

Similar to the Rickrolled internet trick, where an unsuspecting websurfer is forced to watch a Rick Astley music video while on an internet forum, message board, etc. However, being Blackrolled involves the substitution of Rebecca Black's video "Friday" instead. Blackrolling is a much more trendy and powerful way to punk someone out and should be used sparingly.

I was browsing through some weird fetish porn when some asshole Blackrolled me. My boner was gone instantly.

Blackrolled by GK One April 7, 2011

blackroll

When someone sends you a link to a video of Rebecca Black's "Friday" when you think it's something else. It's just like a rickroll, but a million times more annoying due to hearing a voice even autotune can't save.

Tim: "Dude, check out this trailer of the new Dark Knight sequel....Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is HOT!!!: youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0"

Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*

Tim: "XD"

Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."

blackroll by JimboWales April 7, 2011