butt scratch 

A butt scratch is when you scratch your butt and flakes of you butt come off onto your hand. The flakes have many termites on them that are having a feast on you left over poo.

Not cleaning your hands after this can cause infections and death.

SO YOU BETTER FUDGING CLEAN YOUR HANDS YOU LAZY BUTT SCRATCHES.

Butt scratch

butt scratch by Cheese buns April 3, 2014

Bluetooth butt scratch 

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

Bluetooth butt scratch by Fooligins January 6, 2022

Butt Scratcher 

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

Butt Scratcher by darkrave August 16, 2009

asian butt scratcher 

When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.

"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."

asian butt scratcher by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009

Butt-Scratching 

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.

Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy

Butt-Scratching by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010

Butt Scratcher!!! 

Butt Scratcher!!!

Butt Scratcher!!! Butt Scratcher? Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher?!?! Butt Scratcher!!!

Butt Scratcher!!! by Mr Winchester July 11, 2018

Buttscratcher 

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009