hiree 

a godness, sexy and intelligent. thanks for being born with a name like that

"hiree is one of the 7 wonders of the world"

hiree by san's wife June 28, 2021

Zuck Hirrell 

Zuck Hirrell has a hulk-like stature, and is totally sexy. He is fucking shredded and has also been described by many of his followers as a good cunt. Zuck Hirrell is a wizard and is a master of synchronicity. Frisbee golf-obsessive and absolute pro.

The weirdest guy you will ever meet!
Don't let the tough frame fool you though, once you get to know him he is really a big softy.

Who, Zuck Hirrell? Yeah, that guy is a fucking wizard
Zuck Hirrell is a monster

Zuck Hirrell by Pillypillerson November 3, 2013

Hirene 

The one and only way to greet somebody named Irene.

Irene: "Hello!"
Response: "Hirene! How are you?"

Hirene by camisnotafurry December 15, 2020

hirpees 

The way to spell the sexually transmitted disease according to the god Michael Scott.

“I can’t even say it...h-i-r-p-e-e-s..yes I have hirpees.”

hirpees by Show Junkee February 9, 2019

hikeeba 

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!

hikeeba by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005

hirle 

a cutie who is very responsible and doesn’t take people bull and shouldn’t ever , and don’t need know one they got them self’s , and the realest

i want to be a hirle she’s great

hirle by shirleybaby May 29, 2020

Diversity hire 

In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.

Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."

Diversity hire by The Man Guy Dude May 14, 2023