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ChipotlJob 

The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)
Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!
ChipotlJob by YeahIWannaa July 15, 2009
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chipotlaboner 

a hard-on you get whenever you think of, speak of, or eat of anything from chipotle.
drew: hey man, i'm thinkin about going to chipotle, wanna go?
scott: dude, just talking about chipotle is giving me a chipotlaboner.
chipotlaboner by nicrage January 26, 2014
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chipolobear 

A person who is completely in love with chipotle.
Chipotle is gross
Are you fucking kidding chipotle is life
Eww how can you eat that
Because I'm a chipolobear bitch...
chipolobear by XxDuhIWxX December 1, 2015

Chipotleon 

a hybrid mutated cat, he may be dumb but he is very skibidi.
AWWWWW look how cute chipotleon is
Chipotleon by styxyn January 20, 2025
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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