ChipotlJob

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The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)

Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!

ChipotlJob by YeahIWannaa July 15, 2009

Words you can keep

chipotlaboner

a hard-on you get whenever you think of, speak of, or eat of anything from chipotle.

drew: hey man, i'm thinkin about going to chipotle, wanna go?
scott: dude, just talking about chipotle is giving me a chipotlaboner.

chipotlaboner by nicrage January 26, 2014

chipolobear

A person who is completely in love with chipotle.

Chipotle is gross
Are you fucking kidding chipotle is life
Eww how can you eat that
Because I'm a chipolobear bitch...

chipolobear by XxDuhIWxX December 1, 2015

Chipotleon

a hybrid mutated cat, he may be dumb but he is very skibidi.

AWWWWW look how cute chipotleon is

Chipotleon by styxyn January 20, 2025

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026