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ChipotlJob 

The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)
Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!
ChipotlJob by YeahIWannaa July 15, 2009
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chipotlaboner 

a hard-on you get whenever you think of, speak of, or eat of anything from chipotle.
drew: hey man, i'm thinkin about going to chipotle, wanna go?
scott: dude, just talking about chipotle is giving me a chipotlaboner.
chipotlaboner by nicrage January 26, 2014
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chipolobear 

A person who is completely in love with chipotle.
Chipotle is gross
Are you fucking kidding chipotle is life
Eww how can you eat that
Because I'm a chipolobear bitch...
chipolobear by XxDuhIWxX December 1, 2015

Chipotleon 

a hybrid mutated cat, he may be dumb but he is very skibidi.
AWWWWW look how cute chipotleon is
Chipotleon by styxyn January 20, 2025
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026