ChipotlJob 

The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)

Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!

ChipotlJob by YeahIWannaa July 15, 2009

chipotlaboner 

a hard-on you get whenever you think of, speak of, or eat of anything from chipotle.

drew: hey man, i'm thinkin about going to chipotle, wanna go?
scott: dude, just talking about chipotle is giving me a chipotlaboner.

chipotlaboner by nicrage January 26, 2014

chipolobear 

A person who is completely in love with chipotle.

Chipotle is gross
Are you fucking kidding chipotle is life
Eww how can you eat that
Because I'm a chipolobear bitch...

chipolobear by XxDuhIWxX December 1, 2015

Chipotleon 

a hybrid mutated cat, he may be dumb but he is very skibidi.

AWWWWW look how cute chipotleon is

Chipotleon by styxyn January 20, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019