Gun Monkey

A term used to describe a worker that the boss really hates. Essentially a monkey they want to rid themselves of, hence the gun. Related to the cardfightback response.

He is a gun monkey. I want him gun monkeyed.

Gun Monkey by Cardfightback February 11, 2014

Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching

Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.

Gun Monkey by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021

Monkey Gun 

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

Monkey Gun by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Gun Money Handshake 

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.

Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.

Gun Money Handshake by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011

Gun Range Money 

In Reference to Baltimore, MD native Tom Clancy, and his petition to install a gun range in his 17,000 sqf penthouse apartment in the Ritz Carlton Residences in Baltimore's inner harbor.

I was hanging at the club the other night with this guy, dude had Gun Range money!! He was buying drinks for everybody!

Gun Range Money by Bubbles Barksdale April 3, 2011

Money gun 

7/16 hex drive milwaukee impact

Fuck a hydraulic gun send me up that money gun.

Money gun by Two-blocked July 13, 2022

gutmonkey 

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.

Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.

gutmonkey by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008