conjizzed 

Being confused on whether something arouses you or not.

1: Man I dont know if this turns me on or not.
2: You must be conjizzed.

conjizzed by ShelbyTops2 February 9, 2014

Conpezzed

/kun'pezd/ \

To be confused and stressed at the same time.

She was so conpezzed

Conpezzed by annomyns February 6, 2020

confizzled 

(n) to be used instead of confused

Jocelyn: "whoa, dude, i don't get what your saying. I'm really confizzled."

confizzled by merlin January 21, 2005

Confuzzed 

The state of being confused and buzzed at the same time usually after a rager or extreme partying.

by MGlaser

Barbara was confuzzed after multiple ragers.

Confuzzed by Crafla January 9, 2011

Confizzled 

Confused, in Snoop dogg terms.

When Sarah told Ta'Shad that she couldnt go the movies, then she could, then she couldnt, it confizzled him.

Confizzled by Jade October 12, 2003

cojizzerate 

The act of complaining with others as a part of a joint complaint or standard complaint without the motivation or ability to do anything about what they are complaining about. A Portmanteau of commiserate and jizz (from circlejerk).
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.

Person 1: "Chicago is a tumor on the rest of IL"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"

cojizzerate by GreetingsADM June 13, 2018

Confizzled 

Confused with a little spice.

Man, that guy makes me so confizzled i don't know what to say to him!!

Confizzled by Jasmine January 24, 2004