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The Kootenay region of British Columbia, Canada. Includes the West Koots & East Koots.
Totally stoked; found a ride share up to the Koots tomorrow for some skiing paradise!! (says coastal ski-bum stuck on the coast)
Koots by marutimaruti September 17, 2017
Related Words
koots Kootsi'd kootsie koons koosh kooksexual Kooter kooth koosha kooshan
When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
1. In Hebrew, a term used to describe a hot female.

2. Also in Hebrew, a term used to define a guy of pussy-esque qualities.

Kuss in street Hebrew, and in Arabic means pussy.
1. Wow, check out that koosit there eating the falafel

2. Man, you play matkot like a koosit!
koosit by twine-inter May 17, 2006

koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot
abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead
koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021

kootenay time 

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!

love me knots 

love me knots is the term describing the pain in your hert an stomach that says " I am so in love with you". it comes when you watch someone you like like someone else, you find that person doesn't love you, or that person you love leaves. not to be confused with love me not from when you pick flower petals. ultimately, heart break
Girl doubled over crying: *crying*
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"