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dongmonger 

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

dingdongery 

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".
You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.
dingdongery by jesses55 May 27, 2021

dongbone 

DONGBONE is English slang for the penis / todger / pecker / one-eyed-trouser-snake / wee willy weiner. The name probably springs from the often discussed (and false) belief that the human member contains a bone which allows it to become errect.
MINGER: Wow, look at that amazingly fit bird, I'm going to ask her to touch my dongbone!
AMAZINGLY FIT BIRD: I'd rather eat the scabs off a dead leper's back.
dongbone by Suave G July 5, 2006

dingbanger 

Term related to an archaic device from The Before Time, The Long Long Ago. Refers to the carriage advance lever on a typewriter, so named for the characteristic *ding* made by the machine upon pushing the lever, and the *BANG!* sound made as the carriage returned to the left margin.
"To move to the next line, just slap the dingbanger."
dingbanger by phuqueyeah March 21, 2021

Dong Bonger 

A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot.
Dong Bonger by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

Dingdonger 

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!
Dingdonger by LMCFEV February 21, 2009