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cool your boots 

Hey man, don't worry, just cool your boots
cool your boots by matrix7897 March 6, 2014

too cool for my boots

believing that you are good for spurs
cowboy 1: do you think youre ready to earn your spurs?
cowboy 2: yes because i know i am too cool for my boots

too cool for my boots

feeling superior to bootwear
Mom: hey hunny go get your winter boots on its snowing
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"

too cool for my boots

i got in a car accident once becaue my dad was a drunk and i had to get my feet amputated so now i dont have feet and i hat my dad
tommy: why are you too cool for your boots jimmy?
jimmy: because im too cool for my boots tommy.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026