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death-cabbed 

when the voice of someone you have never seen suggests that the person is overwhelmingly physically attractive, only to find, once you actually see them, that their physical appearance is not necessarily their best attribute.

(Used mainly in reference to singers whom one hears sing before they actually see them).
Person 1: I googled that singer we heard on the radio.

Person 2: Is he as hot as he sounds?

Person 1: No, he totally death-cabbed us.
death-cabbed by Alchemedes February 28, 2010

mini-cabbed 

When a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the passenger seat vacant. Hence making it look like a taxi. Comments like.... can you put the AC on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged.
Matt and I got a lift to the airport from Ryan the other day and we absolutely mini-cabbed him!
mini-cabbed by craster December 11, 2015
Verb: A cat's action of sitting or sleeping on any object, thereby rendering it an impromptu cat bed.

Noun: Any object that has been catbedded.
"Fluffy catbedded my clean laundry."

"As soon as I put something on the floor, Snowball catbeds it."
Catbed by Slimmo November 18, 2012
When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.
There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!
cobbed by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013
To have chocked, to have had made it close but never having made it all the way, to have continually come up short, to have lost in an often comical way. In reference to the Chicago Cubs of the MLB. Past tense of cub.
"Man the Cubs really cubbed it last year."
"The Cubs have cubbed it for 100 years now."
cubbed by IantMcG August 4, 2009
Dude i just saw my friend get cababed by his girlfriend
Cababed by Serksnis June 23, 2009