seagullable

Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)

Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!

seagullable by QuacksO November 15, 2019

Seagullbetis 

An overly obese Seagull that should probably stay away from french fries for the rest of its life or risk getting Seagullbetis and turning into nick jonas.

the Seagull did not read the sign at McDonalds that read "WARNING:This building contains chemicals known to the state of California to give seagulls Seagullbetis."

Seagullbetis by seagullbetic February 19, 2009