conversation rape 

When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.

Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.

Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?

Me: ...Go away.

conversation rape by silencedoesn'tmeanconsent September 21, 2009

Conversation Rape 

When someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.

I.e. Thomas talking everyone's face off last night was such a conversation rape.

I.e. Don't get caught downstairs with P.T., he's a conversation rapist.

Conversation Rape by The Frog Keeper November 24, 2013

conversation rape 

When someone talks to you against your will or forces you to engage in a conversation after you have already refused.

Conversation rapists usually target the same victim(s) multiple times.

I wanted to be left alone so I put on my headphones, but my coworker just talked louder so I would have to listen to her. She conversation raped me.

conversation rape by Curious Panda April 16, 2011

conversation rape 

when someone talks about something for way too long without comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are waxing philosophically about

while I was pity talking to my ex-boyfriend he conversation raped me for 45 minutes about his boring job

conversation rape by EspyWoodcrest October 19, 2011

conversational rape 

A forced conversation with a person who is obviously not interested in talking to you; talking to a person who is trying to read or study, stopping a person in the hall who was avoiding eye contact with you, and seeking a person out for a pointless conversation are all conversational rape.

"I was trying to do my homework and she just kept talking about her vitamins. it was awful. the worst conversational rape i've ever been through."

conversational rape by Amy January 17, 2005

conversational rape 

The traumatizing conversational method of a person who thinks he/she is intellectually superior to you and therefore takes every opportunity to interrupt you and insult every idea you may want to add to the largely one-way conversation. Very common among city intellectuals and professionals. The training ground is usually an Ivy League school, but an education in this art often begins in the home of people who have large objects permanently stuck in their rear end and/or people who have something to prove because they are afraid we will all find out how stupid they actually are or how small their wee-wees are.

I don't like going to that bar because all of the Wall Street guys who go there think that conversational rape is a great way to charm a girl.

conversational rape by Grisel May 21, 2006