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Monica Lewinsky Syndrome 

Also known as MLS. An act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future.

Famous Victims:
Bill Clinton
R. Kelly
Tiger Woods
After Jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his Monica Lewinsky Syndrome diminished his friend count both in RL and on facebook. All this occurred despite his ability to acquire "mad" kegs.

Randy's MLS left him forever: "the guy whole stole all that money from the church collections." Devaluing all the great work he had done up to this point.
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Monica Lewinski 

A Woman who became famous for sucking President Clinton's cock.

Monica Lewinski 

The most famous cocksucker in the world, next to Jenna Jameson.
Monica Lewinski blew the president's knob.
Monica Lewinski by Smiling Mountain February 29, 2008

Monica Lewinski 

Should be Monica Blowinski
Monica lewinski come over here and give me a blowinski
Monica Lewinski by kalimazoo December 10, 2006

MONICA LEWINSKI 

a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.

A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.
I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.
MONICA LEWINSKI by StinkyPuss March 4, 2019

A Monica Lewinski 

When a guy cums on a person's clothing that has just performed oral sex on the guy.
"Dude, last night Sandy was sucking me off and I gave her a Monica Lewinski! Her shirt's real stained!"