Hashtag's Disease

When someone thinks they're really clever because they make half their post or Tweet a hashtag. So they do it all the time.

Real life instances of "Hashtag's Disease":

I was home two hours late for curfew. Oh wait, #WHYDOIHAVEACURFEW

I AM IN BED SO EARLY AND IT FEELS SO NICE! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal

Hashtag's Disease by Screamin' Squirter September 21, 2011

Hashtag and the her too's 

A way to mock the overused #metoo movement, mostly used by libtard feminists who consider even a simple compliment by a white male as harassment.

Damn, I gave Katie a compliment about how nice her new sneakers looked and she flipped out on me and said I was harassing her. I bet she took to Twitter and Facebook to join the hashtag and the her too's.

Hashtag and the her too's by pctv guy August 21, 2018

hashtag swag 

Hashtag Swag (#swag) only the coolest of the cool use this word. Only douchebags like Jared Hooker use just Swag.

Jared: 'Man you're cool Callum'

Callum: 'I know bro. hashtag Swag'

hashtag swag by Cal1umz September 18, 2013

Hashtag Sally 

The overuse of the hashtag by a female who thinks that the more often she hashtags and the longer the hashtag, the cooler she is. She also cracks up laughing at everything including herself quite often.

I showed her a picture of my baby and she commented #motherhoodchangeseverything#thegreatestlittleblessing. That White Rabbit is such a Hashtag Sally.

Hashtag Sally by thewordup May 22, 2014

hashtag slut 

A person who uses way too many hashtags on their Instagram posts.

1:Did you Amanda's new Instagram post?
2:yeah, she used so many hashtags. She's such a hashtag slut

hashtag slut by Macbeth20 January 17, 2016

hashtag word salad

When someone on social media wants to say something, especially in politics on Facebook and Twitter, but doesn't know enough to make a reasonable argument, s/he will often string a few words together followed by five or six hashtags, believing that they've won the argument.

"Hillary is the most corrupt politician everrrrr. #feelthebern #bernieorbust #birdiesanders #hillno"

If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.

hashtag word salad by jdubhub68 June 27, 2016

hashtagslag 

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

hashtagslag by maddog01 January 13, 2014