Granting 

When one excessively complains about simple and minor things, such as videogames, sports, or any form of minor imperfection, such as a fuzzy television screen or perhaps an out of place pixel.

He claimed the baseball game was set up, and I had to listen to him granting about it all night.

Granting by Jacob Harman June 18, 2008

Granting 

Camping in Call of Duty; the most annoying type of player is a granter.

Friend 1: DUDE!!! I just got killed again!
Friend 2: Yea, that kid was granting!

Granting by rjnman March 21, 2010

Granting 

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.

Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent

Granting by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011

Granting 

granting (verb) other forms: grant, granted,

to completely exaggerate something to the point where everyone just rolls their eyes and pretends to listen. Adds over excessive emphasis to a story to make it sound interesting when it really is just a bore. Usually used in a negative manner. Someone who grants is a very annoying person.

John: i swear the fish was 3 times my size
Jim: stop granting john

Granting by mssWHAT September 25, 2011

granting 

when a person (the granter) is super quick with another and is extremely perturbed by someone asking them a simple question. they (the granter) usually interupts the first person before they even get their question out. then they (the granter) immediately try and degrade the first person.

Example #1:

A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-

Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.

Example #2:

A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-

Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?

Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.

granting by Grant'sDad March 29, 2010

Granting 

When a group of friends is enjoying smoking pot and one person decides to hold the joint/bowl while talking your ear off about a random story that nobody gives a shit about.

Jimmy and Steve were smoking a joint steve kept holding the joint and letting it burn out, "Steve, quit Granting the joint and pass that shit."

Granting by ATM BITCH! July 1, 2008

Granting 

When someone doesn’t hangout with the bois and has nothing going on but makes up a random excuse to why he didn’t/can’t hang out.

Person 1: Yall tryin to go campin this weekend?
Person 2: Can’t
Person 1: Bru George why u always granting
Person 2: I got hella stuff to do this weekend

Granting by trist06 May 9, 2023