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The Rooster 

An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.
"The Rooster"
The Rooster by StopSignSmasher October 4, 2013
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The Rooster 

A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.
"Damn look at Bob doing the rooster"
The Rooster by Oakes College! February 3, 2007

The Rooster 

When you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. Usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

Also known as the 'poopy-throws.'
I think I got food poisoning, 'cause I was up all night doing the rooster.
The Rooster by top dolla May 20, 2009

The Rooster 

A torture technique where one cuts off another man's testicles and attaches them to the man's chin to resemble a rooster.
Some torture techniques used to attain information from people are waterboarding, humiliation, and the rooster.
The Rooster by LRETAR July 30, 2012

the rooster 

A slight variation of the shocker in which both hands are placed together in such a fashion that it looks like a hand with 10 fingers. It may also take a while for the girl to become able to handle the rooster. Or even longer for a boy.
The Rooooosta! Give me tha roosta baby.
or Dude last night I gave my girl the rooster for the first time: my life is forever changed.
the rooster by eck675 October 7, 2006

The rooster. 

Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.
Samantha doesn't like to get up early, so I gave her the rooster.
The rooster. by Beef Cakes 91 November 1, 2019

The Rooster Teeth Bump 

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.
Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)