BMLBH

Big Machine Lazy Back Half
For those working in the tech industry with a split front and back half set of shifts (ex. Sun-Wed and Wed-Sat shifts), the Big Machine Lazy Back Half is the back half of the week that does nothing but randomly close issues and claim they are doing the world a huge favor.

"Hey man, you see that all of our tickets are closed?"
"Yeah, the BMLBH bulk closed them all as false positives. Easy way to pretend they're doing something, ya know?"
"Yeah... damn BMLBH."

BMLBH by SurfKahuna August 21, 2013

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Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

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bulbhead

A name for Somalians. Dubbed for their lightbulb-shaped heads.

It was a nice neighborhood until bulbheads showed up and started stabbing people.

bulbhead by TheGoyWonder September 3, 2019

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Bulbhead

A bunch of people up all night smoking meth in a bulb pipe thinking up crazy ideas for useless junk thay can have made in China and sell for a huge markup.

Last night, while high on meth, all the bulbheads came up with a useless cheese grater that will make them lots of money.

Bulbhead by Thvillebear February 18, 2022