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To try hard at something you really suck at.
Connor: Look at that kid over there choasting at basketball!
Ben: Hahahahahaha! Yeah he blows, but is trying way too hard! What a choaster.
Choast by Thompsoner November 22, 2013
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Slang for the all time favourite stoner food: cheese on toast.

Not to be confused with 'Shoast', a joke spawned from the mispronounciation of 'Choast'.
I'm hungry, I think I'll make sum choast..
choast by ttoonnyy3 April 21, 2009

Chastity Cage 

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.
My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

Chodsters 

A group of Cody Ko fans who truly believe that he is old and that his 'girlfriend' is his caretaker
We are da Chodsters
Chodsters by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

"Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH
Wow that girl is a real Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

chastity flap 

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.
Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.
chastity flap by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006