Taranoid 

Worst case of paranoia.

Taranoia always induces the gag reflex and is brought on by generalized anxiety. Shared characteristics of paranoia and Taranoia include delusions of persecutions that result in sabotaged personal relationships. People who are Taranoid often feel like every action and thought is a failed attempt at life so they want to kill themselves in a purposeful accident making it seem like they are suicidal individuals, even though they aren't suicidal...they just say they are so they can get a "get out of jail for free" card.

Person1: I don't know about you, but this place makes me want to hang myself. I have the worst feeling in my whole body and I need to throw up.
Person2: Sounds like you are Taranoid!

Taranoid by ihatetaramore May 16, 2013

taxanoid 

(n.): A person who perceives any tax as being unjustly directed at them, personally and unjustly.

The billionaire, Mr. C. Thornton Hollingsworth, III, and the independent plumber who services his mansion have something in common: they're taxanoids.

taxanoid by BMorris June 22, 2011

Tranoid 

He’s a bad lil bihh and he’s snipped like a barbie. He’s sadly infatuated with Cardi B and always trying to come for peoples necks. Luckily it don’t take much to eat his ass up :)

Person 1: Who’s that boy with the rainbow hair obsessed with Dl’s

Person 2: Oh babes that ain’t nobody but Tranoid

Tranoid by alissa592 November 20, 2023