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Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.
"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"
Scootsified by Lookboy October 6, 2009
When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing
Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!
Slutified by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019

Spotified 

I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.
Spotified by newmusicbass July 10, 2019
When you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.
Ashley: Oh my goosh!!! Jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. She is a certified slutified!!!
Friend: Was he the same guy she had over last night
Ashley: No Girl! It's been different mandingo over every night this week. She was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took Penny for a stroll. Now that's a real certified slutified!!!

Spotified 

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.
"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."
Spotified by Janet Peterrrr February 10, 2019

Scrotified

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!
Scrotified by burrhead October 7, 2016