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An absolute bitch. One of the rudest people you will ever meet. She acts like she owns the world because she has airpods, even though we all know they're fake and that she has no money. She judges everybody even though she shouldn't because she doesn't even wash her hair.
Person A: Ew did you see her? She looks like she just climbed out of a sewer, into a trashcan, and immediately went here. Like ew tf.

Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.
Pearle by Kookykookybitch March 16, 2019
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Pearle Mae

The word Pearle means a pearl and Mae means bae. Pearle Mae is a treasure that we should take care. She's a limited edition. Once you find a girl named Pearle Mae never let her go. She's your lucky charm. Love him with all your heart and you will never regret. She is funny and comfortable to be with. She has a vibe that no one can replace.
Luffy is looking for Pearle Mae because she is a treasure that everyone is looking for.

Mini Pearle Vision 

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!
Mini Pearle Vision by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Man Pearl 

The collection of stuff that has landed in a large guys belly-button, has become compressed and taken on a new form.
I was diggin' in my belly-button and pulled out a man pearl.

playing with pearl 

When a woman gets herself off by rubbing her clit or "pink pearl."
"Whoa! I totally walked in on your roommates last night, and they were BOTH playing with pearl! I had to pull out my cock and join them!"

or

"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."

clam pearl 

A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.
She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!
clam pearl by Anthony LeVaj December 17, 2008