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The act of pleasuring oneself with a crucifix while laying on an altar.
"Father Flanigan visited me yesterday, saying somebody was faithing themselves on the altar again."
Faithing by FaithingNoMore January 25, 2026

hucknall farthing 

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.
"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"
Penny-farthing by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010

penny-farthing

One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.
Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.
penny-farthing by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003
A term to describe an action that is truly heinous. Fathing can be used to describe any unacceptable action. It can also be used to mean ruining something. It can be a sexual action as well.
Did you see catherine last night? She was fathing around in the backseat.
fathing by filthyfathycathy January 6, 2012

penny-farthing

also known as a high wheel, high wheeler or ordinary, was the first machine to be called a "bicycle"
Hey, where'd you get the "penny-farthing"

Oh. I borrowed it from my friend.
penny-farthing by nielol February 6, 2022