XsM

To convince someone to eat something they shouldnt have, didn't need the calories from, or made entirely from chocolate.

I was having a good diet day, till you pulled an XsM and I had to finish off the pancakes. Damn you.

XsM by -TubbyFatFat March 24, 2003

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xsmu

x_smu is a lemmy fan addict and he's soooo dreamy :heart_eyes:

This is xsmu when entering a server
x_smu: hi

Literally everyone:OMGG IT'S HIM!!! AHHHH IM HAVING AN ORGASM!!~ IM PREGNANT!!!

that one guy: Im gay now

xsmu by Not Prim November 12, 2020

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XSmall10

A dominant alpha male which is also incredibly smart, kind, and pulls hot bitches.

There is only one XSmall10.

XSmall10 by XSmall10 May 30, 2022

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qzl,pq,xsmqkwcdnvbhgvhwqnjsnruegjwy8hu

A word when typed, proves that you are drunk and recently had a stroke.

"qzl,pq,xsmqkwcdnvbhgvhwqnjsnruegjwy8hu"
"Not again."

qzl,pq,xsmqkwcdnvbhgvhwqnjsnruegjwy8hu by Julyos December 7, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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