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winterport 

A small town up north, usually full of misunderstood children who can often be spotted running on the tops of elementary or middle school buildings. Where deer run loose through roads, dragging their leashes behind and where mosquitoes the size of men, pick up young children and carry them away. Full of very many exciting creatures such as squirrels or chipmunks running into, through, or around trees while often missing the chance to actually climb up them. It is the last place in Winter where a port is located, and possess a very refined section of historic houses. Winterport is usually referred to as “The small town”, or “Village”, but small villages are often known to carry with them the perks of society.
Well, I swear, if you dun stop coming home late, Billy, them Winterport mosquitoes ‘re gonna get’cha.
winterport by Mya Mills July 2, 2008

Winterbottom 

I can't stand up right now, I've got a winterbottom
Got kicked out the pub for having a winterbottom

winterfest 

It's the PC way of saying Christmas
British Person: We are not allowed to call Christmas "Christmas" anymore we have to call it winterfest even though it takes the whole meaning out of the word.
winterfest by Me, Myself & I December 17, 2006

Wonderfoot

N. An untrue statement used to 1up someone in a conversation.
Dustin: So I got my druid up to level seven in D&D.
Jericho: Oh that's cool my necromancer is level 18 and can raise four skeleton mages.
Rayce: This sounds more like a wonderfoot to me.
Wonderfoot by Lordoftheskeletonmages December 30, 2009

Wintersouth

A word meaning "best at abusing something". A Wintersouth takes advantage of what he can get to clap his opponents and enemies.
Billy: Hey, that guy just got destroyed by x newgen
Jim: Yeah, he seems like a Wintersouth
Billy: Totally agreed!
Wintersouth by MonkeySlayer690 December 19, 2021

Winterport, ME 

Winterport, Maine is a town of Population about 3,600 people, located about 20 minutes from Bangor. Named for its harbor, which generally remained free of ice in the winter, and so became a popular terminus for trade and shipping during winter, as most other harbors were frozen over. Winertport has a total area of 37.1 square miles, of which 35.6 square miles is land, and 1.5 square miles of it is water. Winterport is bounded by the Penobscot river.
Winterport, ME, hosts the Winterport Music Festival each August