hensoning

to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground

i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning

hensoning by nickbenoit February 26, 2008

Jim Hensoning

sticking your fist up a partners ass and using them like a puppet

I used the Jim hensoning technique to turn her into a puppet

Jim Hensoning by Jew Monger November 11, 2025

hensonism 

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.

Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”

hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010

hansoning 

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.

"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."

hansoning by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017

Henning

A given name mostly used in Germany and Scandinavia. If your name is Henning, you're probably extremly hot and incredibly good in bed.

Have you ever had a Henning before? No? You're missing out...

Henning by missJeniffer February 16, 2010

mother-henning

When someone (often a roommate) is all over your shit, such that you can't even breath.

When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.

mother-henning by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Hennings Rule of 40 

The useful and highly strategic approach to lectures/class in university. By going to class you must take 50 mns worth of notes as opposed to later copying said notes in let's say 10 minutes. 50-10=40. Hennings rule of 40

You going to that shitty law lecture Sam?? Nah, ill just use Hennings Rule of 40

Hennings Rule of 40 by TheRelentlessBagel November 5, 2013