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ur uncle a funcle 

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.
Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

Ur uncle a drunkle 

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot
Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.
John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

ur uncle a cuckle 

"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies
ur uncle a cuckle by spamjam March 16, 2018

Ur uncle a fungle 

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.
Some faggot#1:"ur mum gay"
You the intellect:"ur uncle a fungle"

Ur uncle joe a Toe 

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...
Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies