Yelp Special 

What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

"Hey, did you see that chef over there?"
"Yeah man, he was giving that critic the Yelp Special."

Yelp Special by TheThrowawayofJustice December 11, 2015

yelp shade 

When someone writes a nasty review of a business on Yelp due to bad service

Bobby threw some serious Yelp shade at that restaurant after they messed up his order

yelp shade by baconisbae May 15, 2018

self yelp 

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers

Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow

self yelp by animom June 30, 2010

Yelpster 

A hipster who references Yelp in conversation or in seeking affirmation of where to eat. Often using an iPhone in order to access their information.

Dave: You wanna go to Dave and Buster's, grab some beers and play games?

Skyler the Yelpster: No, that place only has 2 and a half stars on Yelp and their beer sucks, no Russian River Consecration.

Yelpster by sm0keyNagaTa January 19, 2011

Yelpstick 

Yelp stick is a penis that belongs to a man on yelp.com.
Usually referred by women on yelp to male yelpers.

I heard from Tati R. that his yelpstick was teeny.

Girls be looking for yelpstick on the threads/

Yelpstick by Sofalish December 13, 2012

Yelpsadoodles 

A better way of saying "yeah" or "yeah sure"

Brandon: It looks like you are having trouble tying your skates. Would you like some help?
Kalan: Yelpsadoodles!

Yelpsadoodles by WaR Hydroz January 18, 2020

Yelpslut 

A yelpslut is a woman that uses the website talk threads to meet men and cheat on boyfriends or spouses.
They check into bars, so they can get inebriated with yelpers before they have sexual relations with men from yelp.

Yelpsluts typically post provocative photos, such as cleavage and wearing lingerie and devil horns, to come hither males for sexual exploitation.
These women ignore their children and jobs for yelpstick.

Jen K. and Bella D. are two big yelpsluts that are constantly checking into bars.
Marie K. is usually bumping yelp booties when she is not on the threads.

Yelpslut by sofish December 13, 2012