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To knowingly take/not return something thats not yours, and showing it off to your friends.
Bryan- " Jay, where did you get that? "

Jay- " I fount it at dudes house."
Fount by billy-bong torten April 15, 2011
A universal singularity, the source or origin which radiates depthless knowledge and information to the willful minions of a multi-million dollar corporation.

A spring or source of water; the source or head of a stream.
What time is concrete scheduled for Bank of the West - Treat?
When should we pickup the delineators for Fed Ex?
Who called from C & J Contracting?
What is heck is McNear / Kosloff?

I don't know...ask the fount.
Fount by Arbuckle Trucking January 14, 2008
The fuel tank, or reservoir, at the base of a pressurized fuel lantern. As named in the parts list of a pressurized fuel lantern, e.g. a Coleman lantern.
Pressure must be maintained in the fount to keep the lantern light bright.
Fount by lamphack August 16, 2017

Fount of Evil 

Cake is the Fount of Evil!

mount and fount

to ejaculate right after mounting a sexual partner

mount = mount
fount = cum
I just had the best mount and fount of my life

Boss Fountain 

The large source of health, ammunition, magic, etc. found directly before a boss fight.
Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?

Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.
Boss Fountain by omegaAngel July 20, 2013