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Malakia
Greek Slang
"Malakia" (abstract noun, plural "malakies") is used as
-The literal act of masturbation
-A slang word for semen specifically produced by that act.
-It also can be used to describe nonsense.
-An item considered worthless
-A mistake, or (ironically and degradingly) a time-consuming non-productive action. The parallel exists since these actions are a way to consume excessive energy and satisfy a desire, more or less like wanking.

The use of "malakia" to mean "masturbation" traces back to Medieval Greek. It is used in this sense in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon, both of which date to the tenth century.
My cock is swollen I had 10 malakia (es) today

Do not believe in what he is saying he is talking makakia (es)

Your new car is a big malakia

I am doing malakia instead of working I am publishing greek slang on urban dictionary
Malakia by panossak March 2, 2009
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Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.
malakia by Malakas May 20, 2004

eisai mia malakia

Word “eisai mia malakia” defines a very intelligent and smart person who is ver caring and loving, if you ever see a beautiful woman/man in greece, say, eisai mia malakia, and they will for sure fall in love with you.
“Re ilithia eisai mia malakia kai mish
eisai mia malakia by Màrčô June 30, 2021
Malaika is absolutely DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Her brown eyes are always sparkling , and she has the most beautiful smile in the world. People will often tell her to smile more because the presence of her is a pleasure to anyone. She can be extremely shy and may not seem to speak but is the craziest and cutest person. You never want to loose Malaika, her personality is nothing like anyone else, and hurting her is possibly the worst thing to do. Most of all , she is the Nicest person you will meet in your whole entire life. You can go to her in any situation. She will make you laugh until your sides hurt and won’t be happy until you are happy. When a Malaika smiles any boy will fall right in love with her with her adorable face and without knowing will be in love with her forever.
Malaika is beautiful

I’m in love with Malaika
Malaika by Bellastar March 4, 2019
malaika means angel in swahili and queen in some indian languages, and this is COMPLETELY true. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, she is pretty probably the nicest sweetest girl you will ever meet so freaking cute and adorable it's crazy and super funny. She is also really talented and known for her smarts and intelligence. Everyone is always jealous of her, even her friends want to be like her and every guy longs to be with her. In general, is a girl that is always happy and nice to everyone but if you get on her bad side, she will roast you to death lol.
is that Malaika over there?

yeah she is so cute right?
Malaika by lol.k.hehe June 5, 2019
Malaika is s girl who is drop dead gorgeous , and possibly the nicest out of anyone. She is the type of person you do not want to loose. Extremely shy but is actually crazy when you get to know her. No lie but she is one of the funniest people you will meet. If you need anyone by your side it’s her. Any boy is lucky to have her. A Malaika will not let anyone treat her like shit, might seem like she’s too nice but don’t get on the wrong side of her.
I wish I was with malaika! amazing sexy
Malaika by Bellastar October 29, 2017
Malaika is the name of a Strong Women, She is "Strong, Loving, Caring and Stubborn as hell but you would be lucky that you will have a Malaika in your life
''did you talk to Malaika today
''Bro, She was legit so Gorgeous, She was out-shopping with her Friends
Malaika by Floki-23 November 17, 2020