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A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.
"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"
Melted by Wank doctor August 29, 2017
When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted
'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
Melted by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
When a segment or piece of music is so ridiculously trippy it feels like you're brain is melting.
Jack: Aye, did you hear Death Grips new album?
Liam: Yeah, the Black Dice intro was melted.
Melted by Yung L Da BasedGod October 1, 2012
A state of mind you fall into when you take too much MDMA. Said melted person would feel like they have melted into or onto whatever they are sitting on. A melted person would not be able to do anything productive for 2-3 hours after the consumption of the drug.
"Susie was so melted when she said that to you"
Melted by TheMelted December 24, 2009
well-dressed; beyond butter
oh shit this nigga is cleeeeeean
melted by skeet July 12, 2004
A word typically said when one is, "shitted on" via real life or the digital world.
Nerd #1: OH DANG DAWG TRIPLE NO SCOPEY 1080

Nerd #2: Damn, he just got melted.

Nigger #1: Dang cuz, you see young Frank throwing that right hook on that herb ass bitch down on the corner?

Nigger #2: Hell yeah, that nigga was melted!
Melted by Chachi Jones Jr. September 13, 2013